by Boris Cockpop

It’s often asserted by so-called “scientists” and “sceptics” that there is no credible mechanism by which homeopathy could operate and that the idea of the “memory of water” is a preposterous, ad-hoc fabrication used in a desperate scramble to escape from a logical black hole, which finds its only strength in the old maxim “you can fool some of the people all of the time”.  However, this dogmatic, arrogant and closed-minded appraisal of the idea completely ignores that there are many ways one could imagine the memory of water operating.  And a theory that is gaining good ground in homeopathic circles is that it’s all down to the activities of sex mice.

The closed minded scientists will be quick to pooh-pooh the idea that sex mice are responsible for the memory of water.  They’ll  climb over one another to point out that we haven’t even worked out what a sex mouse is yet, let alone whether or not they could be responsible for the memory of water.  However, they fail to acknowledge that the scientists of old scoffed at those enlightened few who claimed that the Earth was a globe, or that bees can breathe in space! Both of which we now know to be true.  Indeed, the fact that we don’t know anything about the nature of sex mice means that we cannot exclude the possibility that they are capable of imbuing water with memory!  These “sceptics” truly don’t even pay dues to the very logic they claim to revere.

A Sex Mouse, Tomorrow

Some scientists will even ignorantly attempt to claim that there exists not one jot of evidence that sex mice even exist.  While this may be superficially true, applying a simple dash of logic reveals this argument to have no integrity whatsoever.  Primitive man could not establish the existence of atoms, DNA or fruit at the tops of very tall trees but this didn’t mean they didn’t exist!

Of course, we don’t yet know exactly how these sex mice manipulate the water and the remedy such that the former retains a memory of the latter.  Further study is needed, we admit.  But it has been speculated that sex mice are capable of many things: time travel, vanishing into thin air, laughter, and manufacturing tiny top hats.  Again, not knowing what sex mice even are means there’s no reason to suppose they can’t perform any number of feats that would appear “magical” to our limited intelligence and there’s every reason to suppose they can.

Science needs to take its head out of the sand, open its mind, loosen its grip on stuffy old concepts such as testable hypotheses and independently verifiable, repeatable evidence and then maybe, just maybe, we can all join hands and explore  the mysterious world of sex mice as one, enlightened people.

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